Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
