But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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