real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Non-Jews are for practice
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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