do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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