Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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