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  I learned to sign I want to be on you today

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  Score

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  Deaf chicks here I come

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted

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  how much adderall did you take today?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own

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• (925): View more from California

  370HSSV 0773H read that upside down

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  what are you doing with your life

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  This couple is walking their pig around campus

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• (646): View more from New York

  THAT'S MY GIRL

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  KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Text me some of your sweat

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