I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Deaf chicks here I come
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
This couple is walking their pig around campus
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Text me some of your sweat