The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain