So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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