If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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