By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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