YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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