No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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