how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I have a pirate flag
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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