her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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