i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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