if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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