He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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