guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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