I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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