when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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