I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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