how can u be prego again
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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