love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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