So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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