ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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