dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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