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• (313): View more from Michigan

  lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club

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  I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds

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  Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!

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• (626): View more from California

  What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"

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• (714): View more from California

  my room smells like sperm. sweet.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"

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  So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  How has he not realized you're pregnant?

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  Spanx.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?

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