we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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