I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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