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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"

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(303): View more from Colorado

The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?

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(714): View more from California

I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again

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(503): View more from Oregon

there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.

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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"

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(631): View more from New York

She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.

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(916): View more from California

I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.

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