ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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