wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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