she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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