The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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