So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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