haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She's the barista slut.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok