Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY