i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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