You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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its like you know when i get waxed
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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