I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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