Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm passing your future prison.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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