Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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