Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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