There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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