stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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