I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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