Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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