Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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