We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
please come you make the beer taste better
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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