i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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