Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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