I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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