you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Randomize
