Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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