she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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