Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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