are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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