just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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